The 'b' and 'd'
Hold up your fingers, like this:
At the table, you'll never have to remember where your bread or drink is, ever again! I know I always had a hard time remembering which bread plate was mine, but now I don't have to. Just hold up your fingers like this, or under the table so you don't look silly at a formal dinner, and remember: "b is for bread, on your LEFT" and "d is for drink, on your RIGHT." That's pretty neat, isn't it?
Have a Happy Meal!